Hiss Me Deadly: A Chet Gecko Mystery

by Bruce Hale and Brad Weinman

Emerson Hicky is thick with thieves.

  • Format: Paperback
  • ISBN-13/EAN: 9780152064242
  • ISBN-10: 0152064249
  • Pages: 128
  • Publication Date: 01/01/2009
  • Carton Quantity: 100

About the book

A crime has been committed that strikes at the heart of Chet's very own family. Some slippery sneak has stolen his mother's beloved pearls, leaving Chet angrier than a nest of hornets on eviction day. When additional items go missing, Principal Zero turns up the heat by hiring Chet to flush out the thief. Will our gecko hero deliver the goods before it's too late? He'd better. Because this time, it's personal.

This thirteenth entry in Chet and Natalie's tattered casebook is chock-full of the hilarious characters, wacky one-liners, and fast-paced mystery that have made this series a favorite among middle grade readers.

About the author
Bruce Hale

BRUCE HALE is the author of Snoring Beauty, illustrated by Howard Fine, as well as the fifteen Chet Gecko mysteries. A popular speaker, teacher, and storyteller for children and adults, he lives in Santa Barbara, California. www.brucehale.com




Sub Sandwich


           You could attend Emerson Hicky Elementary for a long time without knowing its substitute teachers. And you could know its subs for a long time without meeting Barbara Dwyer.


           And that would be just swell.


           Barb Dwyer was a sourpuss porcupine with a face like a bucket of mud. From the tips of her many quills to the shapeless hat on her head, she was a surly sub, and she didn’t care who knew it.


           I could have gone my whole life without meeting her. But because Mr. Ratnose called in sick one gray Wednesday, we were stuck with the dame.


           Through math and English classes she had ridden us hard, like a rhino going piggyback on a house cat. We were taking a breather, doing some silent reading. Most of the kids favored Winnie the Poobah, our assignment.


           I had slipped the latest Amazing Mantis-Man comic book inside old Winnie.


           Private eyes like to live dangerously.


           A gentle whisper broke my concentration.


           “Chet?” It was Shirley Chameleon, leaning across the aisle.


           I gave her a look. She was worth looking at. Shirley had big green peepers, a curly tail, and a laugh like the pitter-pat of raindrops on daisies.


           Not that I cared about any of that. She was also a major cootie factory.


           “Mm?” I said, glancing back at my comic book.


           “Do you, um . . . are you going to the fair on Friday?” Shirley toyed with her scarf, one eye on me, one eye on the substitute teacher. (Literally. Chameleons have some gross habits.)


           I leaned over. “Depends. Will they have clowns?”


           “Why?” she said.


           “Because I hate clowns.”


           “Who’s whispering?” a voice snapped. Ms. Dwyer scanned the room.


           We clammed up. A minute later, Shirley bent back across the aisle.


           She batted her eyelashes. “I don’t know about clowns,” she whispered, “but I do know that they’re having a dance.


           I knew it, too—the Hen’s Choice Hoedown, where girls ask boys.


           “I was trying to forget about that,” I said.


           Ms. Dwyer thundered, “No more whispering. Eyes on your books!”


           Shirley gave it a rest for another minute. Then she murmured, “If you’re, um, going to the fair, maybe you’d come to the dance with me? As my date?”


           “Your date?!” I spluttered, shattering the quiet.


           “That’s it!” cried Ms. Dwyer. She waddled up the aisle toward me, quills bristling. “Yo...