A new look for the humorous stories of Sophie Hartley, just right for emergent readers.
The third novel about indomitable, quirky, passionate Sophie. For her double-digit (tenth) birthday, Sophie wants a baby gorilla and convinces herself and most of her friends that she’s getting one. This birthday has many surprises in store for Sophie—and not just the kind you unwrap.
On the whole, Sophie felt that the conversation about her
birthday present had gone very well.
She’d decided to talk to her father about it first. Sophie liked
talking to him about things. He could be more reasonable than
her mother. Especially when he was watching TV.
Especially when he was watching football on TV.
Sophie checked to make sure he had a soda and a bowl of
chips before she perched lightly on the arm of the couch next to
his chair and whispered, “Dad?”
She knew from experience that it was a good idea to whisper
her requests. When she whispered, he didn’t always answer
“What’d your mother say?” the way he did at other times.
“Dad?” she whispered again.
Mr. Hartley leaned his head toward her ever so slightly, keeping
his eyes fixed firmly on the screen, and said, “Hmm?”
“You know how I always ask for a dog or a cat for my birthday?”
“Hmm?”Mr. Hartley said again. Then he suddenly leaped
to his feet, shouted “Go! Go! What are you waiting for, you cowards?”
and shook his fist at the TV.
Sophie waited patiently until he settled into his chair again
and took a swig of his soda before she went on. “I don’t want one
this year,” she said. “I want a baby gorilla.”
If she absolutely had to, she was prepared to add, “It could
Be my birthday present and my Christmas present.”
Luckily, she didn’t have to make such a rash promise. Mr.
Hartley gave a little start, as if Sophie had woken him up from a
deep sleep, and cried, “What? Oh, Sophie! Wonderful! Run and
get me some more chips, there’s a good girl,” absently patting
her knee as he turned back to the TV.
Sophie hopped up to get the chips. “Wonderful!” he’d said.
Her father hardly ever said “Wonderful!” about anything. It was
as good as a “Yes” in her book.
It took a bit of practice, but she finally did it.
Hunched over the piece of paper on the floor of the family
room, holding her pencil between her big toe and the one next
to it, Sophie wrote her name in spidery letters with her foot. Her
foot kept cramping from the effort, and she had to stop and
massage it several times before she could go on.
It was a good thing gorillas had short names, like Kiki. They
were easier to write.
Sophie had fallen in love with gorillas after watching a program
on TV about a baby gorilla that was being raised by
people in a zoo. It wore diapers and drank from a bottle like a
real baby. Sophie thought it looked like a real baby, except
She had promptly taken out all the gorilla books she could
find from the school’s media center. She especially liked the one
about the woman who’d moved to Africa to live with gorillas
and had died trying to protect them.
Passionate, the book called the woman. Sophie loved that
word. Deep in her heart she knew she was passionate. She
would be willing to die to protect something she loved, too. Of
course, she didn’t want to have to do it until she was really old,
and she didn’t want it to hurt.
But she was definitely passionate.
Another book said gorillas had brains like people and were
very smart. At one zoo, a scientist named Dr. Pimm was teaching
a baby gorilla how to communicate using sign language.
Because Sophie didn’t know sign language, and because all
these animals seemed to do so many things with their feet, she
decided to teach herself how to write with her feet, so she could
communicate with her gorilla when she got it.
The idea was a little confusing, even to Sophie, but she kept
at it. Her mother wouldn’t be able to resist when Sophie told her
that gorillas didn’t scratch furniture or dig holes, and that
Sophie was going to be able to write notes to her gorilla telling it
what not to do.
She was about to dot the i in her name when two arms
wrapped themselves around her neck and a high-pitched voice
demanded, “Wide! Wide!”
“Not now, Maura,” Sophie said. She grabbed her baby
sister’s hands and tried to pry them from around her neck.
Maura promptly lifted her feet off the ground, dangling her
entire sixteen-month-old body weight down Sophie’s back.
It was Maura’s newest trick, and very effective. Sophie could
“Maura, no!” she cried, wrenching her sister’s hands apart
and dumping her on her bottom. Maura wailed and kicked her
heels against the floor.
Sophie ignored her.
It was the only thing to do when Maura had a temper
tantrum. She had them a lot these days. Mrs. Hartley said it was
because Maura was going through the “terrible twos.”
“What do you mean?” Sophie had said. “She’s only sixteen
“Well then, she’s ahead of herself,” her mother said. “Gifted.
All of my children are gifted.”
Sophie personally thought Maura was spoiled. She’d refused
To walk for the longest time because so many people in the family
were willing to carry her. When Mrs. Hartley made them
stop, Maura had started staggering around the house, pulling
magazines off tables and books from bookshelves.
Nothing was safe from her grasping hands: pots and pans,
dishes on the table, toilet paper, which she delighted in unrolling
until all that was left was the cardboard tube. All Mrs. Hartley
ever did was say “No, Maura” in a lot nicer voice than she used
with everyone else in the family.
For Sophie, the final straw had come the week before. When
Maura walked across one of Sophie’s wet paintings in her bare
feet, Mrs. Hartley had made it sound as if it were Sophie’s fault.
“For heaven’s sake, work at the kitchen table!” her mother
said as she sat Maura on the edge of the sink and held her red,
blue, and green feet under the tap.
“But I always paint lying on the floor,” Sophie protested. “I
think better when I’m on my stomach.”
“Well, you’ll just have to think sitting up until Maura’s older,”
Her mother said. “Honestly, Sophie, use your head.”
Sophie was insulted. She went straight up to her room and
drew a picture of a baby with a red face, a huge circle for a
mouth, a few teeth, and waterfalls of tears gushing out of both
eyes. She wrote DANGER: FLOOD ZONE under it and taped it to
Maura’s bedroom door.
She also decided that since it was obvious her mother wasn’t
going to teach Maura any manners, she’d have to do it herself.
Lesson number one would be patience.
“You can’t have everything you want, the minute you want
it,” Sophie said, crouching over her paper again. “I’ll give you a
piggyback ride when I’m finished.”
Maura stopped kicking the floor and started kicking
Sophie’s back instead. Sophie scooted sideways on her bottom
until she was out of Maura’s reach and, using her best teacher-like
voice, said, “I’m not going to play with you until you learn
“Patience? Who’re you kidding?” Sophie’s ...
"Girls undergoing the same growing-up trials will be happy to have Sophie make them laugh."--Kirkus Reviews"A lively chapter book full of humor, believable family dynamics, and characters who think and talk like real people. . . . Greene explores her themes of identity, ambivalence about growing up, and friendship with an unusual naturalness and depth, yet the themes never trump story or character."--The Horn Book, starred review"[Readers will] want to unwrap this gem of a story and savor the delicious conclusions."--School Library Journal
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